Funny Twist Buying Retro Bicycle | 搞笑反转：霸气全款喜提复古单车

Prompt (English):

0-3 seconds medium shot fixed lens, two people wearing exquisite outfits sitting in front of a car dealership negotiation table, one person domineeringly slaps a bank card shouting "Full payment, no installments!", the other person nods in agreement arrogantly, background car dealership sign blurred, paired with high-end car commercial epic song + crisp card slap sound effect; 3-6 seconds fast cut beat close-ups (0.5 seconds per frame), sequentially shooting shiny metal hub, black leather seat, metal brake handle, bike bell pressed with a crisp sound, never showing the whole vehicle throughout, BGM drum beat pulled high; 6-8 seconds panoramic shot violent pull back + big red cloth instantly torn away + confetti explodes, revealing a retro commuter bicycle, BGM stops abruptly switching to funny quirky sound effect; 8-12 seconds fixed panoramic shot, two people standing proudly on both sides of the bike making V-signs, freeze frame group photo, pop-up text "Paid in full, low carbon travel!", voiceover "100 kilometers fuel consumption only two steamed buns!", paired with cheerful laughter + funny cheerful BGM.

中文参考:

0-3 秒中景固定镜头，两人穿精致穿搭坐车行洽谈桌前，一人霸气拍银行卡喊  “全款，不分期！”，另一人傲娇点头附和，背景车行招牌模糊，配高端汽车广告燃曲 + 清脆拍卡音效；3-6 秒快切卡点特写（每帧 0.5  秒），依次拍锃亮金属轮毂、黑色皮质座椅、金属刹车把手、按出脆响的车铃，全程不露整车，BGM 鼓点拉高；6-8 秒全景镜头猛拉 + 大红布瞬间扯开  + 礼花炸开，露出复古通勤单车，BGM 戛然而止切搞怪魔性音效；8-12 秒固定全景，两人骄傲站单车两侧比剪刀手，定格合照，弹出花字  “全款拿下，低碳出行！”，画外音 “百公里油耗仅两个馒头！”，配欢快笑声 + 搞怪欢快 BGM。